Whoooo-Hooo! This is the first of a thousand entries from me on this here Internet Social Media dealio. And all of the entries will be smart, funny, fearless and a true joy to read.
Or maybe not. This entry could be the exception, as I really have zero time to write anything - I have to get down to the stadium - I was due there 24 minutes ago. Have to pick up a ton of sod for my sister Patti.
Yes, the thrill-a-minute life I lead is about to kick into high gear once again! Another day of lifting heavy things and sweating! Yes!
Maybe I can get a few square yards of sod for myself. I could put it in the backyard, water it regulary, tend it carefully, keep the dogs off it. Then I would have a very nice plot of Mile High turf to admire everyday, and brag about to friends and family!
Friend: "Hey Chris, that is one nice plot of grass over there in the corner".
Me: "Oh that? It's nothing, just a rare hybrid of super drought and wear resistant Kentucky rye and bluegrasses that brings a smile to my face when I look out my window and see it's lush and green blades bending in the gentle wind"
Friend: "Uh...riiiiiggghhhhtttt."
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